We had oysters last night Large oysters Raw oysters On the half shell Twelve oysters Six for each of us Four varieties Of PEI oysters That’s Prince Edward Island Three times four is twelve So we had three of each Of the four kinds Forgive the foray Into lower mathematics Let’s return to the oysters On the tray set between us Oysters Lemon wedges Waiting to be squeezed Dripping onto oysters Open On the half shell That tray of pearly oysters On their rough gray shells Each set of three Embraced by bright yellow Sweet stingy lemon wedges And on its own low pedestal Just off center on the tray A soft almost white Mound of grated Grated what? Parmesan? No too soft looking Mozzarella? No not soft enough Having exhausted my current repertoire Of likely cheeses, I stretched forth my hand Delicately pinched a single short string From atop the elevated pile Brought it slowly to my nose Not cheese, not much smell really So I ate it Horseradish Thankfully pretty mild horseradish Then came the intimate pleasure of eating the oysters. But here is where we will discreetly employ that favored metaphorical device And draw the curtain on our two young white-haired lovers Facing each other’s eyes and hands and bodies Across the small wooden table for two In the small bar-restaurant In a strip mall of all places In quiet off-season Niagara-on-the-Lake
